[riiiing, riiiing] Florida, it's for you. Ivan is on his way.

I have never been to Florida and for some odd reason, have never thought about visiting. It seems hot, humid and gross [insert North Dakota accent with "gross"]. Also, hurricanes tear through Florida at least every other summer if not constantly each summer. What kills me even more is when Cnn.com reports that some guy insisted on riding out the hurricane in his mobile home but then ended up dying because the trailer was tossed. MAIN POINT: Do not live in Florida, but if you decide to please do not live in a mobile home.

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