December 8, 2008

There's a threesome every night...

in our bed lately. And here's a close representation of the bitch I have to sleep with. Her name is Lupita* and she takes up almost as much room in our bed as me. Sleeping with her is an absolute necessity right now since my belly is huge, but I cannot wait until we can throw her into the guestroom after I give birth. It's either swinging my leg over her or over my husband and I'm sure Scooter is appreciating Lupita's services right now, but then again he is usually having to reach over her just to touch me at arm's length. At least she is mute.

*Yes, we named her Lupita because she is brown and trust me, it's all equal opportunity in our bed right now. I just wish she would cook chicken enchiladas like my mom's.

1 comment:

Aspenchick said...

ha ha! I learned to love having a pillow to throw my leg over so much during pregnancy, that I've continued on with it. Mike calls my sleeping situation a cocoon.