The worst job descriptions ever posted.

Since Scooter is home more now I've decided to take a look and see if there's anything interesting out there...for me.  Below are two (partial descriptions) of the type of people a couple of companies are looking for. 

• Do you love working with people to help make their experience the best one possible? Have you ever visited Disneyworld and thought “I wish every place was like this?” If you answered yes to all three questions, this job may be for you. (Actually, Disneyworld or anything with "Disney" in the title is my idea of hell.  So no...this doesn't sound good at all). 

• If you’re a person who starts your day with a smile and ends it with a bigger smile, definitely consider applying for this position.  (Sorry, I start my day with coffee and end it with a Xanax)

This might be a little bit of a process for me.