My living room has become a landmine of toys.

I want to put that on a t-shirt too. 

Have you ever noticed that once you become a parent, suddenly, you can't find any recent pictures of yourself on your computer but can find a zilllion of your child?

That your contribution to Global Warming has gone up, way up due to all those diapers and drives around the neighborhood to get your baby to sleep (so glad we are past this stage)?

That there is never enough coffee in all of Seattle after a night of getting up four times in the night because your child's molars are coming in?  And he wakes up in screaming pain.  Four times. 

I'm tired.

Need more coffee.