Phrases my toddler says...

"Where did Da Da go?", he asks.

"He had to go to work."

"Why?"

"Because he needed to do some stuff."

"But, why?"

"Exactly", I say.

"NOSE!"
(yeah, his attention span is that of a fly)

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Firetruck goes driving by with loud, loud sirens.
"Hey, where are you going!?"
and also (my favorite, because no way will those firetrucks here him)
"Get back here!" 
"Come here!"
(Hmmm, wonder where he's learning these phrases.)