Confessions of a stay at home mom.

• I've bought the "pre-seasoned, yummy" pork chops from Whole Foods and pass it off as my own.
• Sometimes, feeding Austin bakery samples at the store is the only way to get through at least half my grocery store list. 
• If I'm craving something sweet, like a cookie, while grocery shopping I ask for the "Free Kids' Cookie" for Austin while at Whole Foods then have it with some coffee. (Good thing he doesn't realize what a crime this is at his current age). 
• I use these to quickly clean up the disaster under Austin's high chair after each meal.  They smell nice and pretty!
• I'm currently attempting to talk my father-in-law into marrying a Belgium woman looking for citizenship so that we can get some help around here.
• ....Meanwhile, I've been watching Netflix movies while Austin naps, particularly the art-house french films my husband sighs his way through. 
• The pile of laundry in our bathroom has started to talk back to me.  So, I shoved the pile into my closet.

Feel free to leave your secret here at the confessional.